{RP}Uncovered Secrets and trouser stealing gnomes

Donnor wrote:He awoke still in a slight drunken haze from the drinking he and Aasha had done earlier. As he rose to his feet he could feel a slight draft rising up from where his pants where...or should have been. As he looked down he realized his pants were missing. Being that he refused to where under clothes he cursed himself at this point and ran over to a bush. Pulling his dagger from his boot he cut off a large piece of the foliage to cover his exposed front. He slid the blade back into its resting place and decided he really did not care to cover the back, the front was more important to keep hidden. As he made his way inside to seek out his wife he stumbled into a room full of family members. A look of shock and embarrassment quickly jumped to his face as he looked down to make sure his skin was properly covered.

Turning to his brother Arthur he spoke quickly, wanting to be gone as soon as possible. "Brother it seems those damn gnomes have stolen me pants once again...Have you by chance seen Aasha...or a pair of pants that will fit me?" As he waited for a reply from Arthur, he turned and greeted the unfamiliar faces before him. He was sure he had met some of them before but whilst in the middle of a drunken stupor he could not make out their faces properly. Making his way over to one of the men in the room he had finally realized where he knew the face from.

"Kenrich! It has been a while, what brings you around?" Reaching his hand out to shake Kenrich's he almost drops the only thing keeping himself from being exposed to everyone. Quickly he pulls back his hand to keep himself covered and turned to walk back over to his brother, exposing his behind to everyone in the room. "Well brother? Can you help me out please?"

Aasha wrote:Aasha woke and looked around, wondering where the hell she was and why things were so blurry. Donnor didn't seem to be with her either, that seemed wrong. Sitting up, she felt the world spin and grabbed her head, hoping it would stop. It reminded her that she and Donnor had been drinking for hours, her matching him drink for drink. - That was dumb girl. Can't match drinking with someone so much bigger - But she couldn't turn down the challenge, they'd been having too much fun. How'd...I getsh...out...heresshh.....? She began to stand unsteadily, only then noticing she was missing pants. Puzzled, she stopped and looked around. No sight of them...missing pants and Donnor? She could understand missing pants if he was there, but why would he leave her asleep with no pants on outside?

Thankful she still had on boots, she leaned down and grabbed for the knife tucked inside, having to catch herself with her hand when she almost overbalanced. Moving slowly and carefully, she walked to a bush and cut a large branch off, covering herself as best she could. Even more puzzled, she realized this bush looked like the gardener had already begun to trim it back, doing a horrible hacking job on it. She bent even more slowly and tucked the dagger back in, hoping beyond hope that she wouldn't run into anyone on her way to their room. There was no way as unsteady as she was that she could cover front and back, not when she would need her free hand to keep from falling.

The half open door beckoning, she painstakingly made her way to it, slipping inside with a sigh of relief. It was shortlived as voices reached her, she was in a room with family members, and strangers! Eyes widening, she looked around panicked, seeing someone else in the same state as her. Faces swam in and out of focus as she froze. She meant to turn and leave, until she heard her husband's voice. Following the sound, she began to stagger towards him. Still way too drunk, she started to topple over, ending up steadying herself with a hand on his bare bum. Trying to whisper, but not succeeding well, she slurred; Damn gnomsch...went an' stoleshe my pantshhh...an' yersshh too?

Donnor wrote:A look of terror spread across his face as he felt a hand pressing against his exposed hindquarters. He worried about Aasha coming in at this and he would have to explain himself even though he would not know how to. He let out a sigh of relief when he heard the whisper and turned to see his wife was the one who had placed a hand on his bum. Forgetting all about keeping himself decent he spread his arms wide, dropping his foliage to the floor and pulled her into an embrace before he realized something was jabbing him. His eyes widened as he pulled away and quickly flung his hands back down in front of him. Unable to cover himself properly he quickly bent down and grabbed up the piece of bush he had been using before inspecting what was jabbing him to begin with.

”For Loki’s sake my love, you really need to trim that thing before it gives me a rash.” He knew what it was but could not help but crack a joke about it. Laughing obnoxiously he started to speak again. ”Yes dear, those damned gnomes got to me while I slept, then when I woke I could not seem to find you! Perhaps next time I mix my special brew I should refrain from adding to many mushrooms?” In the midst of it all he had nearly forgotten that they were in the presence of company and felt his cheeks warm once again. Turning to them he introduced Aasha and himself. ”For those who do not know me, I am General Donnor Tudor, and this lovely half naked woman with the over sized bush is my sexy little hellcat wife, Aasha. We are from Ireland but decided to catch a boat home to visit with family. Needed to take a short break from all the killing, you know how it is…Oh wait I forgot, the English kill people with words not swords!”

He began to laugh drunkenly once again and decided it might be best for the both of them to find a seat. His eyes scanned the area and finally he escorted Aasha to an overstuffed chair. Sitting himself down first he pulled Aasha in front of him and tossed his piece of foliage away before speaking to her. ”Here you go my love, sit in my lap so that you may cover me, and you can keep that covering you.” He said pointing to the hedge she held in front of her, as he grinned suggestively.

Aasha wrote:He turned too quickly, throwing her balance off again, so when he hugged her, she didn't have time to react and the foliage she was holding pressed painfully into the front of her body. Apparently he felt it too, because his arms didn't stay wrapped around her long. Wincing at the scratches from the bush, she held it out a bit before looking at him, catching quite the eyeful before he was once again covered. Gigging and blushing, she tried to look indignant. I didna makessh ya getsh no rasch...

She was swaying on her feet, forgetting all but him as he spoke. Yer bushh looksh likes mines. Ya left me outsidhes 'lone...wit' no pantsh... Trying for a pout, she ended up giggling and almost falling into him instead. Her face went red as he introduced her, her eyes refusing to focus on more than blurring faces. Nothin' on me issh ov..ov'r...sished. Bowing seemed a bad idea, so she tried for a smile instead, though she wasn't sure anyone could see her as she was doing her best to stay behind Donnor. Holding onto him tightly, she almost forgot the branch as he lead her to a chair, her hand dipping dangerously close to exposing more of her body.

Glad when they finally made it, she smiled at one of her husband's heads, then looked down at his lap as he tossed the branch. Her face going even brighter as ideas rushed through her mind, Aasha carefully turned to sit on his lap, wiggling a bit once there for comfort before leaning back in his arms, laying the branch carefully in her lap. Turning her head to the side, she kissed his neck and whispered; Yer cov'red nowsh...

--Kyley wrote:Kyley's eyes widened as Donnor staggered into the room, obviously quite drunk and lacking the proper attire. She had only met him once, and there was a reason for him to be less than decent then, she had no idea it was a normal state of affairs for him. She looked at Arthur, trying her best to keep her eyes from straying anywhere else in the room. She had confidence Arthur would deal with him but in the meantime, she couldn't keep the shock off her face or out of her voice. Gnomes?; she murmured in disbelief.

It was only minutes later that Aasha's entry into the room drew Kyley's eyes back up. Feeling faint when the girl stumbled in dressed exactly the same as her husband, she put a hand on Arthur's desk to steady herself. What madhouse had she gotten into? Trying to calm her shocked sensibilities, Kyley listened to the exchange between the couple in horror, then finally closed her eyes and waited for Arthur to deal with them both. If Grip were here, or ever heard about this incident, he would never let her visit again. These two were worse than Malachia!
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Kenrich wrote:Kenrich had been standing there with Arthur when he heard someone come in he turned it was Donnor a old fimilar face he had not seen in quite sometime now. Donnor walked over to him to shake his had kenrich extended his.

"Greetings Donnor" he said though he was a bit uneasy he remained calm. "I have come to speak with Arthur in reguards to some information about my mother" he said to him. Just then he noticed a women come in he noticed both seemed to have had to much to drink this evening. He stood there.

Tasite wrote:Tas watched as everyone made their way to the study and lite conversation filled the air when her nephew pop into the room without his close. Tas and couldn't help herself, she bust out laughing. Dear nephew you do know how to make and entrance. Still laughing Tas stood and removes her cloak. Here Donnor you need this more that I do.

It was just minutes when Aasha stumbles into the room in the same shape. Tas is never shocked by this family just amused. Well Donnor I think Aasha might have you beat in needing the cloak but never fear it large enough to cover the both of you... and cover that your scaring the other ladies in the room. As she started laughing again.

Donnor wrote:He grinned at Tasite as he accepted the cloak and spoke clearly. Surely you know that I am one of a kind Auntie Tas. Though, I hardly think the ladies are scared by my state of undress. Most likely they are a bit entranced or excited over it. However…Only one person is supposed to be seeing me in this way and if it was not for those damned gnomes it would have stayed that way..” He turned his attention to Arthur and complained. ”Big brother, I think we need to get some large dogs to kill the pants stealing gnomes…that or set up a few traps, we can always turn them into slaves after all.” Grinning sheepishly he wrapped the cloak around himself and Aasha as he nuzzled into her neck.

As he nuzzled he whispered into her ear. ”Don’t look now love but cousin Kyley is peeking at our nekkidness. Thank Loki for Auntie Tasite, if it wasn’t for her cloak we would be exposed to everyone. Who knows what kind of freaky rituals they would perform around us.” Mockingly he let out a gasp but could not remain serious as he began to laugh. ”We have such a naughty family but perhaps it would be a good idea to go and find the damned gnomes that stole our pants…unless of course you would rather stay this way and go upstairs.” He wiggled his eyebrows at her seductively as he shifted her body on his lap. ”If we decide to retire to our room we must make sure cousin Kyley does not follow us…she looks like a cat ready to pounce upon its dinner and who knows what kind of freaky stuff she is capable of.” He once again fell into a fit of laughter as the affects from the mushrooms began taking him on another wild ride before standing up with Aasha in his arms.